tuwing kapiling ka

Light show something @ Ayala Triangle

Para akong bata kanina habang pinapanood ang pagsayaw ng mga ilaw sa bawit saliw ng kantang pamasko. At mas naging espesyal pa ang tagpong ito nang pinanood ko ito sa tabi mo... 

surfing

Ang surfing ay parang pag-ibig.

Hindi maiiwasan na magkakamali ka at babagsak. Isa, dalawa, maraming beses.

Hanggang sa matapos ang iyong pagkakataon para patunayan ang iyong sarili. Tapos na ang oras mo sa instructor. Lumubog na ang araw. Wala nang susunod na pagkakataon.

Aalis ka na masakit ang katawan, masakit ang puso. Nagsisisi kung bakit hindi mo ginawa ito, hindi ginawa iyan. Maraming panghihinayang.

Pero ang importante, natuto ka at inamin ang mga pagkakamali. Na kahit iba na ang surfboard na iyong sasakyan at ang dagat na iyong susuungin, kaya mo nang sakyan ang mga alon.

alis agiw

Kamusta naman ang kalumaan ng blog na ito. Kung hindi pa nag blog muli sa Carla, nakalimutan ko na may nageexist ng ganitong blog na kung saan bumuhos lahat ng kalokohan at mga naranasan ko noong kolehiyo at noong nagsisimula pa lang ako magtrabaho.

Parang ginanahan akong magsulat ulit, ngayon pa na mas madaming nangyari sa akin. Mga kabiguan. Mga tagumpay. Mga pagkakamali. Mga katangahan. Mga kasiyahan. Pwede din na mga kalandian. Hihi

Parang ako ang blog na ito: confused. Di alam kung humor, entertainment, senti, technology, travel o photography blog. Pero yun nga siguro ang maganda sa akin at sa aking blog. Hindi pwedeng ikahon sa isang salita. Komplikado. Lahat pwedeng pag-usapan. Maraming pwedeng ikwento.

Tignan natin kung magtatagal ang pananabik kong ito para madagdagan ang mga nakasulat dito. Tignan natin...

2008: The year that was (walang maisip na title)

The year 2008 has been a very wonderful year to me. Naks, ayos sa intro. Haha! Seriously, madaming blessings na dumating at madami ding lessons na natutunan. Kaya marami akong kelangan ipagpasalamat.

Thank you Lord for my health and also my family’s. Walang naaksidente, walang naospital. Ang pinakamalala lang ay sipon, ubo at fungal infections.

Speaking of family, salamat sa support at love na binigay nila sa akin. Hindi ko matatamo ang tagumpay kung hindi dahil sa kanila. Feeling successful. haha

Thank you Lord for my friends. Elementary, high school, college,housemates and workplace friends. Salamat sa pag-intindi sa mga mood swings (kung meron) at sa pagkakuripot (sure ito). Thank you for the friendship and the company. Hindi ko na ieenumerate lahat ng friends ha. Basta thank you.

Thank you din sa Philippines at marami na din akong napuntahan na tourist destinations for the first time ngayong taon. Puerto Galera, Sagada, Cagayan de Oro at Camiguin. Looking forward to visit more and more beautiful places. WOW Philippines ito!

Thank you SMART for my new camera. Haha. Matagal ko na pinapangarap magkaroon ng DSLR at kumuha ng mga bonggang pictures and pursue my longtime hobby.

At higit sa lahat, thank you Lord for giving me one of the greatest gifts and surprises this year, Melanie. It’s very nice to know that there is someone who loves me and someone worth loving. I love you hon! Mwahugs! Ahihihihi... :)

Yun lang. Salamat talaga sa taon na ito. I’m ready to face the new challenges that will come my way this year. 2009, here I come! (ang cliche amf)

Cagayan de Oro and Camiguin Pix Download Links

Hello guys!

Sa wakas, naupload ko na yung mga pictures! Yay! You can download the pictures here:

CDO/Camiguin Pix

Enjoy! upload nyo din yung pix nyo. :)

trip lang: changing lyrics, same tune

This past few days, naghahanap ako ng mga kantang nag-iiba ang kanta dahil sa isang line na ka-tono ng isa pang kanta. Sobrang nakakatawa kasi. Lalo na kung kakanta ka tapos makikisabay yung kasama mo. Tapos mag-iiba yung kanta pagdating sa isang line. Haha. Parang adik lang.

Example:
Song: Superman, Five for Fighting

I can't stand to fly...

But I don't know why. I'm jealous of the people who are not afraid to die.
And now I'm fallin, fallin, fallin fast again
Why do I always take a fall, when I fall in love.

Nyahaha! Amazing! Eto pa isa.

Song: Weak

I get so...

Bakit ikaw ang nais na matanaw nitong mga mata
Tunay kayang nabighani ako sa taglay mong ganda
(Sana Kahit Minsan by Ariel Rivera.)

bwahahahaha! Eto, last na. kinontribute ng officemate kong si Richard.

Song: In the End, Linkin Park

One thing, I don't know why...

bakit mo ako laging dini-deny
all the goods I've done wala man lang rekognition
mahilig kang manguleksyon binalewala aking atensyon
(Stupid Love, Salbakutah)

Kung may alam kayo na kagaya nung mga nasa taas, comment lang kayo. Pagbigyan niyo na ang mababaw ang kaligayahan. :P

UP Questionnaire

Bored. Miss ko na din ang UP. Galing kay TJ.

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Student number?
03-51848

College?
Engineering

Ano ang course mo?
BS Computer Science

Nag-shift ka ba o na-kick out?
Hindi naman. Magaling ako eh.LOL

Saan ka kumuha ng UPCAT? (Where did you take your entrance examination?)
Bulacan State University Gymnasium. Sosyal!

Favorite GE (General Education) classes?
PI100, Geog1, Philo10, SocSci1. Cool profs and madami akong natutunan.

Favorite PE?
Badminton (read: Caces, 3.0, less than 10 lang yata kaming pumasa out of 20+) and Archery (coolness)

Saan ka nag-aabang ng hot girls sa UP?
Sa tambayan at corridors ng Engg.

Favorite Professors?
Sir Quiwa (CS32 and CS131), Sir Nilo Ocampo(PI100), SJ Toledano (Philo10), Sir Deocariza (Geog1)

Least favorite GE (General Education) class?
Philo1, English1, and Bio1. Isang sem ko lahat kinuha to. OK sana yung mga subjects, yung mga profs, hindi!

Did you sign up for Saturday classes?
No. Wednesday, meron.

Nakapag-field trip ka ba?
Yep. Banahaw (PI100), Quezon province (Art Stud 1), Accenture (CS173-Cobol), Nueva Ecija (ROTC) at isa pa na hindi ko maalala (Geog1)

Naging CS ka na ba or US sa UP?
Yep. 2x yata na CS at 1x US.

What Organization/Fraternity/Sorority were you a member of?
UP CURSOR, UP LAKAN, UP ACM, UP DCS Student Assistants,UP CS Network

Saan ka tumatambay palagi?
UP CURSOR tambayan, sa Dept namin at sa corridor sa tapat ng Dept namin

Dorm, Boarding house, o Bahay?
Bahay ng ate ko sa Kamuning.

Kung walang UPCAT test at malaya kang nakapili ng kurso mo sa UP, ano yun?
UPCAT test? Redundant! Haha! Com Sci din siguro.

Sino ang pinaka-una mong nakilala sa UP?
Si TJ kasi classmate ko naman siya since high school. Haha. Isama mo pa sina Roro and Jameson. :D

First play na napanood mo sa UP?
Di ko na maalala basta tungkol sa butterfly. Pang-COMM 3.

Saan ka madalas mag-lunch?
Engg Café and Vinzon’s Canteen nung first year.

Name the 5 most conyo orgs in UP.
Errr… no comment. :P

Name 5 of the coolest orgs/frats/soro in UP.
Siyempre mga orgs ko.

May frat/soro bang nag-recruit sa yo?
Wala. Low profile ako eh.

Masaya ba sa UP?
OO naman. To the nth power.

Nakasama ka na ba sa rally?
Hindi pa.

Ilang beses ka bumoto sa Student Council?
3x lang yata. Apathetic pa ako nung 1^st year.

Pinangarap mo rin bang mag-laude nung freshman ka?
Oo. Pero ok lang kung hindi.

Kanino ka pinaka-patay sa UP?
Kay *a*****. haha

Kung di ka UP, anong school ka?
DLSU. Com Sci din.

First Year Block
G-10

Very First Subject
Math 17. 8:30AM.

Favorite Elective
French 10. Bonjour!

Pinaka-terror na teacher
Caces (Badminton), Bio1 and English1 prof ko. Tignan mo, kinalimutan ko na yung pangalan nila.

Most Favorite Major Subject
CS 32, CS131 at CS180.

Least Favorite Major Subject
CS 130 and CS145.

Favorite UP Tradition
Engg Week, Lantern Parade.

UP Tradition(s) Missed
Oblation Run at mga rally

Most Memorable Thing You Did Just For Bonus Points
Wala naman. Siguro isulat yung crush sa answer sheet.

Pinakamasarap na Isaw
Yung lasa-kalay. Yung sawsawan-Ilang.

Pinakamurang pamasahe ng IKOT
P3.50

Pinakapayborit na Merienda
Siomai, monay with cheese, fish/squid balls

Umulan ba nung University Graduation mo?
Ewan. Hindi ako umattend eh. Hehe

What's keeping me busy?

Its more than a month (again) since my last blog post. SO what's keeping me busy? Wala. haha. Tinatamad lang ako gumawa ng blog entry. And I don't want to waste multiply's bandwidth and space for a survey/personality test/which [insert a thing/cartoon character/whatever here] are you? test. So I decided just to keep my mouth shut (or in this case, my mouse pointer away from the create new post link and my hands away from the keyboard. :))

Actually, I'm not that busy when it comes to my work. And I don't want to rant about my work because A.) there's nothing to complain about it (well, minsan. hehe) and B.) my teammates might read it (Hi guys!). So, no blog entry about work. Maybe I can talk about my inspiration while at work, but... nevermind. :D

I've been into a lot of things lately. Some of them are current addictions (don't worry. it's not drugs or something). Some are vacation trips, get togethers and concerts. And I am loving every bit of them.

ADDICTIONS

I love Lost. :D

I'm an addict to some of the tv shows/series lately. Some of them are Lost (I like sci-fi adventure suspense stuff), House (Love the medical cases), The Office (I love the humor and the characters) and American Idol. Speaking of AI, I'm always hearing the usual "Most talented batch ever" line every season. oh c'mon. Season 4 is the best. No one can top that. But I like most of the contestants namely Michael, David C, Brooke and Ramiele.

BTW, I haven't finished those TV series yet even during my DVD marathon last Holy Week. sad. :(

CONCERTS

our Maroon 5 tix. Malayo kami kina Adam eh kaya walang picture nila na malapit.

I have been into three: Loverage during the UP Fair, My Chemical Romance and Maroon 5. Loverage is good because it is free, same with MCR. But we enjoyed Maroon 5 more because I know a lot of their songs. Even though we are in the "dukha" section, we really enjoyed the experience.

GET TOGETHERS/VACATION TRIPS

picture taken in a cave in Long Beach. Pepoy made this shot, but it's my concept. :D

Lunch and dinner outs are the best ways of catching up to the lives of your long lost friends and batchmates. But out of town trips are the ultimate bonding activity there is. It's my first time in Puerto Galera last March 15-16 and it was a blast! The scenery is beautiful, the activities are exciting and most of all, the people with me are fun to be with. I really had a blast. Too bad we didn't experience the night life. But that's okay. The banana boat, hiking, snorkeling and island hopping were fun anyway.

Well, that's it. So far so good. Hope to have more lakwatsas in the weeks to come. And I will be celebrating my 1st work anniversary next month. So that means one thing: I'm working for a year now (duh!). I also hope to update my blog frequently to improve my blogging/writing skills. I also hope that I can buy an SLR camera and learn photography. So many things to do...so little time. And money.

Kill joy

*gasp!*

After experiencing freedom for two months, the sometimes bored office computer-user when no work is to be done(like moi) meets it's worst enemy (again), the dreaded Surf Control.



This thing/pest is said to be existent on companies where data security and integrity is top priority (like my company. sheeesh). Or they just don't want the employees to waste bandwidth by checking their officemates Friendster/Facebook profile or exchange messages through YM. Or they just don't want the common employees to waste precious bandwidth so that the IT-Sec personnel (that implements the Surf Control) will continue to play DoTA with minimum lag.

Gone are the days of Friendster, Facebook, Youtube, Multiply (gasp!) and YM that we experienced for two months (some say the license for the surf control ended last November). Even the proxies that let's you surf past the surf control is not working.

But they always say, if there's a will, there's a fortune! (corny). I have some tricks up my sleeve, I tell you. You will still continue to see me with an online status in YM. Without the dynamic status message of my currently playing song in my iTunes, of course.

problemado

Mga two weeks ago, nagsimula ng magpalabas ng emails yung company namin regarding discounted tix sa concert ng My Chemical Romance dito sa Pilipinas. 10% discount sa bronze tickets. Bale 600 yung orig price, tapos 540 na lang yung babayaran.

Wala yatang bumili kasi sobrang laki ng discount (sarcasm). Kaya para idispatsa yung mga sobrang tickets, ipinamigay na lang nila. haha! Fun diba?

Unahang mag-email ng employee number at name at kung ilang tix (max of two). Wala naman akong balak pumunta talaga, pero whadaheck! Nagbakasakali na rin ako na makakuha ng tickets at maging scalper sa Bonifacio Open Field. Ibebenta ko ng 1k each yung ticket. hehe...

Akalain mong nakapasok ako! Eh malas pa naman ako sa mga unahan unahan. Kaya may dalawa akong tickets ngayon. At nahihirapan ako kung sino ang isasama. Eh bukas mamaya na yun... what to do?

Parang trip kong ipamigay yung tix sa mga street children...para maiba naman. Hehe... adik.

100

Sa wakas, may picture na rin ako with Oble. haha! May Urban Legend kasi na kumakalat na hindi nakakagraduate/madedelay ang sino man na nagpapicture kay Oble before graduation. Uto uto naman ako at sumunod ako. Haha! Woohoo!

100 years. And I only spent time with it for only 4 years.

100 years of rich history. And I only experienced a part of it.

100 years of excellence. And I opted to be mediocre at best. Not giving 100% to everything that I did in order to excel.

100 years of fun. And I had a share of it during my stay. Overnights, parties, UP Fair. The list goes on and on.

100 years of trials and hardships. And I complained even with a simple one. From unanswered problem assignments and missed concerts to subjects in the risk of failing.

100 years of friendships made. And even I met only less than a 100 friends on my 4 year stay, I know (and I hope) that our friendship will stay for more than a hundred years.

100 years. More than a hundred things that I love in this University. More than a hundred things to be proud of it.

Happy 100th year anniversary, University of the Philippines!

More pictures in my multiply site here.

The year of firsts

Noong 2007, unang beses kong tumayo sa harap ng panel at magdeliver ng final thesis presentation. Sobrang kaba, pero sobrang fulfilling pagkatapos ng presentation.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong hindi makaranas ng kumpletong tulog for 2-3 weeks. Ang pagtulog ay isang pangarap lamang nung mga panahong iyon...

Noong 2007, unang beses akong grumaduate ng college. Obvious ba? siyempre first and last time lang yun mangyayari. haha!

Noong 2007, unang beses akong hindi nakareceive ng individual award noong graduation. Pero keri lang. Nagkaroon naman kami ng award ng thesismates ko dahil sa thesis namin.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong makaranas ng job interview. Unang beses ko rin inulan ng text messages at mga calls para sa mga job interview at offers.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong napuntahan ang Ortigas at Makati Central Business District para mag-apply ng trabaho at umattend ng mga interviews. Unang beses ko rin nakasira ng leather shoes dahil sa sobrang gamit.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong maligaw sa Makati.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong makaranas ng medical exam at... ayoko ng pag-usapan ang tungkol dun.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong nagkaroon ng trabaho. As in yung legal na trabaho. hindi kasi counted yung assignment/project maker na sideline ko nung high school ako. Hindi rin counted yung pagiging holdaper at snatcher sa may cubao.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong bumili ng mamahaling bagay gamit ang sariling pera. Hihi... feeling mayaman ampota.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong magbirthday na may "something explosive and monumental" na nagaganap (see previous blog post). Pero malas nila, pumalpak sila sa balak nila.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong magregalo sa mga inaanak ko. Moral lesson: huwag akong kuhaning Ninong.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong nag birthday at nag pasko na wala ang Mommy at Daddy ko. huhu... alam kong nababasa niyo ito. Bumalik na kayo sa bahay! huhu...

Noong 2007, unang beses yata dumami bigla ang mga get togethers at mga lunch/dinner outs. Nami-miss na siguro namin ang mga isa't isa.

Noong 2007, unang beses kong narealize na hindi ko tinutupad ang mga New Year's resolution ko. At narealize ko din na malaki sanang pagbabago kung natupad ko ang mga ito.

At ngayong 2008... wala lang. Ewan ko kung matutupad ko yung New Year's Resolution ko. Baka tamarin ulit ako at hindi ko ulit matupad.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! CHEERS FOR 2008!!! WOOOHOOO!!!

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OK, tama na ang kasiyahan. back to work...

birthday with a "bang"!

Ang totoong dahilan ni Trillanes kung bakit siya pumunta ng Manila Peninsula, isisiwalat na!

Noong Nobyembre 29, 2007, nagulantang ang mga taga-Makati ng biglang sumugod si Sen Antonio Trillanes IV sa Manila Peninsula Hotel mula sa kanyang hearing sa Makati Regional Trial Court. Pero lingid sa kaalaman ng nakararami, hindi pakay ni Trillanes at ang mga kanyang kasamahan na magdaos ng kudeta kundi kailangan lang talaga nila umattend ng isang birthday party sa naturang hotel. Siya daw kasi ay isang panauhing pandangal sa naturang okasyon bagamat hindi sila magkakkilala ng nagdadaos ng kaarawan.



Ngunit akala ni GMA na magdadaos ng kudeta sina Trillanes, kaya ginulo niya ang birthday party ng celebrant. At may regalo pa siyang tangke na nag grand entrance sa pintuan ng hotel, ngunit hindi naman ito ikinatuwa ng management ng hotel, lalong lalo na ng birthday celebrant. Hindi kasi kasya sa garahe.

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Tama na ang kahibangan. haha! Salamat nga pala sa mga nakaalala sa birthday ko. Sa mga nalibre ko, pasalamat kayo kasi kakasweldo ko lang nung nakaraang linggo. Sa mga hindi ko nalibre, belat. haha! Cheers for my 21 years of existence! Shet, antanda ko na!

awake from a deep slumber

Kamusta naman ang title? Nahirapan akong isipin yan ha, mga 1 month din akong nawala para isipin yang title na yan! hehe...joke lang.

Bakit nga ba ako nawala ng isang buwan?

Hindi po ako nagkaroon ng lovelife. Alam niyo naman kapag magkaroon ng lovelife eh nafofocus ang attention mo dun. Katulad nga ng nasabi ko sa isang pagtitipon na naganap kagabi, ieenjoy ko muna ang buhay binata ko. Kaya tsaka na ako magkakaroon nun. Siguro after kong mag 21 years old next week (*wink* *wink* *cough* regalo *cough*)

Hindi rin po ako nasisante sa trabaho. Nagtraining po ako last week for five days sa isang lugar na walang internet kaya isang lingo din ako nawala sa cyberspace. Masaya din naman ako dito ngayon at every now and then ay sumasama ako sa mga gimik ng mga officemates ko. Ka close ko na din ang karamihan sa kanila. (Un)fortunately, wala pa akong kaaway. Wala pang mapapel dito eh.

Hindi rin po ako nangibang bansa at dun na nanirahan. Wala talaga akong balak mag-abroad anytime soon. Siguro kapag nakahanap ako ng trabaho na magbibigay sa akin ng 100,000 pesos a month with all benefits plus car and condo unit, tsaka ako lilipad patungong ibang bansa. Preferably sa Zambia.

Hindi rin po ako nakasama sa sumabog sa Glorietta. Hindi tumalab ang bomba sa body fats ko. joke lang.

Hindi rin po ako nalulong sa masamang bisyo. Hinding hindi ko sisirain ang buhay ko sa droga. Pero inaamin ko na napapalakas ang pag-inom ko this past few days. Ang saya kasi gumimik at mag get together eh. Ayan tuloy lumalaki ang tiyan ko. Nawawala na ang ab(s).

Hindi rin po ako nawalan ng idea kung ano ang isusulat sa blog ko. As a matter of fact, everyday nga pwede akong magsulat. Pero nakakahiya naman sa boss ko. Hehe... wala na nga akong ginagawa tapos nagb-blog pa ako? Abuso na masyado. haha

Eh bakit nga pala ako nawala ng 1 month?

Wala lang. Gusto ko lang hindi mag-blog. I need space! (parang si Basya sa One More Chance. Oo, napanood ko ang pelikulang yan).

Kaya...I welcome me back! Welcome, me!

haha...adik.

the weirdest morning

Akala ko ordinaryong umaga na naman ang bubungad sa akin ngayong araw. Pero hindi pala...

Ready na akong umalis ng bahay. Ready na ang gamit. Maayos na ang buhok. Lumabas na ako ng gate ng bahay.

Hindi pa ako nakakalayo sa gate, may nakita na kaagad akong dalawang lalake sa may tindahan na sa mga oras na iyon ay sarado pa. Pero may kakaibang ginagawa. Hmmmm.... Alam mo bang ginagawa nila? Yakap yakap nial ang isa't isa. As in nagyayakapan sila! yung tipong yakapan na parang matagal na silang hindi nagkikita at habang nakayakap eh bubuhatin yung isa habang umiikot. Ganung level!

So para hindi makaistorbo sa kanilang "intimate doings" (read: brokebackan), hindi ko na lang sila pinansin. Pero (at malaking pero ito ha!), bigla akong tinawag nung isang nagbubuhat.

"Kuya, kuya. patulong naman."

Kuya ka jan! Mas mukha kang matanda sa akin noh! Pero mas nabigla ako kasi bakit naman niya ako tinawag. Ayoko namang makijoin sa kanila kasi imoral (tsaka maaga pa. hehe...). Pero lumapit pa rin ako, being a helpful person to the society (naks!)

"Kuya, patulong naman. Nagtatangkang magpakamatay yung kasama ko..."

HUWAAAAAAAT!!! (at malaking huwaaaaaaaat ito!) Nagpapakamatay?! Nashock naman ako. Bakit? Paano? Saan? Subalit, datapwat...

Pagkalapit ko, tsaka ko lang napansin. May manipis na cord na nakapalibot sa leeg nung lalakeng buhat buhat nung isa na nakatali naman sa mababang shed ng tindahan. At kaya pala niya binubuhat ay para hindi sumayad yung paa niya sa lupa.

Natulala ako. First time ko kasing makakita ng nagbibigti in person. Parang yung first time kong nakakita ng artista. parang ganun. At talagang nasa harapan ko lang ang nagbibigti ah. Napansin ko din ang mga bote ng Red Horse sa isang tabi. Siguro tungkol sa lovelife ang problema nito. Ano pa ba ang pwedeng dahilan?

"Pakuha naman ito."

Hawak hawak niya ang isang lighter. Hindi niya masunog yung tali kasi buhat buhat niya yung kaibigan (?) niya. Kaya kinuha ko yung lighter. Dapat ako na ang susunog nung tali pero shocked pa rin ako, nanginginig ang aking buong katawan. Joke lang, hindi ako ganun kaarte. Inabot ko sa kanya yung lighter. At biglang binitawan niya yung pagkakabuhat sa lalake.

HUWAAAAAAT! Binitiwan niya!

Pero abot pala ng ugok yung lupa. Peste! Nagpasalamat na siya sa akin kahit wala naman akong ginawang tulong.

Ano ang moral lesson dito? Hindi ako mangangaral dito tungkol sa suicide kasi bahala kayo sa buhay niyo. Sabi nila, diretso sa impiyerno ang mga nagpapakamatay. pero siguro wala kayong pakialam kasi baka hindi naman kayo naniniwala sa impyerno. Pero kahit hindi kayo naniniwala sa impyerno, at sa tingin niyo ay hindi naman malulungkot ang buong mundo sa pagkamatay ng isang tao, nagkakamali kayo. May malulungkot din. Ang pamilya mo, kaibigan, kaklase, mga ex, at higit sa lahat, ang mga pinagkakautangan mo ng pera na hindi mo pa nababayaran.

Tama na ang drama. Bahala kayo. Pero kung magpapakamatay kayo, dapat yung maganda ang kalalabasan, hindi yung pangit ka at hindi ka kaaya-ayang tignan sa burol kapag nasa kabaong ka na. Piliin ang paraan ng pagpapakamatay na hiyang sa iyo. At kung magbibigti ka, siguraduhing mataas yung pagsasabitan mo ng tali. Masakit kasi sa leeg kapag mababa lang...

Oh! Akala ko ba on blog leave?

Akala ko ba On Blog Leave ako? Pero nakapag post ako? nyahahahaha! Wala lang. Bored sa office eh. Tsaka may ipamamahagi ako sa inyo.

Naalala niyo ba si Ederlyn? Yung sa text? Yung nang-iimbita sa birthday, tapos nagalit yung nanay niya kasi napanis yung mga pagkain kasi walang pumunta sa birthday niya? Tapos nagkasangay-sangay na yung kwento, nagkagulo-gulo, dumami ang versions at eventually, nalaos. Kung hindi mo kilala si Ederlyn, wala kang friends na corny.

Pero in fernez kay Ederlyn, natatawa ako sa mga messages niya. Pero ang awkward lang kasi may friend/high school batchmate kami na ang pangalan talaga ay Ederlyn. So kapag finoforward ko sa mga high school friends ko yung Ederlyn joke, ginagawa kong Evelyn yung pangalan. Nyahahaha! Mahirap na, baka maniwala talaga sila na nagiimbita sa birthday yung friend namin na iyon. Magulat siya bigla na maraming tao sa harap ng bahay nila.

Pero sa paglaho ni Ederlyn, sumulpot naman ang bagong reyna ng mga quotable text messages...SI INDAY! At hindi lang siya ang ordinaryong kasambahay niyo, dahil sosyal si Inday. Heto ang mga magpapatunay diyan.

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"I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress."

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

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"physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

- sabi ni inday sa amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off...

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"drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests."

- baon ni junjun sa daycare na hinanda ni inday. sosyal!

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"attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisitio in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of the current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis."

- si inday nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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"Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

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"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

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"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

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"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!"

- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

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"Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so."

- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

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"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied. "

- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.

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"good sir! please, but i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your uncouth request!"

(translation: kuya, wag po!)

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"much as i want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent & malicious information, i want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..."

- inday tumatangging nakikipagtsimisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

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P500 - globe plan subscription
P1800 - glutathione
P600 - olay total effects
P1500 - crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama

- Binubudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya

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"There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark."

-- pamatay lines ni dudung kay inday.

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amo1: inday,ano gamit mong sabon?ang kinis mo eh...

amo2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya soap...

amo1: baka naman kalamansi...

inday: NO!!!

Only BELO touches my skin...what touches yours?

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NOSEBLEED!!! Step aside Ederlyn, Inday is in the house!

source: Peyups: Member's Area: Jokes of the day

On Blog Leave

I have to! Maybe for just around a month. Work work work!

BTW, updated my wishlist because of this thing:

Now I'm eating my own words saying that I will not buy an iPod. But the iPod Touch has freakin' Wi-Fi! And it looks like an iPhone! *drool*

Oh well, I hope it's Christmas time. Can't wait for our bonus(es)! See y'all in October!

Office E-mail #2: Tagaytay Ghost Story

Ewan ko ba kung saang lupalop ng mundo nakukuha ng mga officemates ko yung mga emails na ito. Lahat ng natatanggap ko, napapatawa ako. Pero etong isa na to, natakot talaga ako, promise!

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This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was large and he didn't bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things worse, a storm came in. So he walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila, he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped. It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you, what would you do? Like you would, he got into the car and closed the door, then realized that there was nobody inside the car.... even in the drivers seat.

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he would plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice quavering, ordered two bottles of beer, and told the people about his horrible, supernatural experience. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was apparently sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same store.

One said to the other.......

"Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay habang nagtutulak tayo..."
wahahahaha!!!

pa ficture!

Hindi talaga ako mahilig magpapicture sa mga celebrity.

Ewan ko, mahiyain talaga akong nilalang simula pagkabata ko. Siguro kasi feeling ko na wala akong karapatan para tabihan sila. Haha, ang pangit ng reason ko. Pero naiilang talaga ako kapag may katabi akong sikat.

Naalala ko pa nung bata pa ako. mga 4 years old yata ako nun. Nagpunta kami sa isang waterfalls sa saang lupalop man yun. Ang pagkakaalala ko ay either Panay or Tanay. Basta, sounds like anay. Eh pagdating namin dun, nagshooshooting din pala sina Vic Sotto at Alice Dixon ng movie. Nakalimutan ko na yung movie kasi wala pa naman akong pakialam sa mga pelikula noon. Nagpakuha kqmi ng picture kasama si Vic together with my mom. Sayang hindi ko maiiscan yung pic, nasa Bulacan kasi. Pero kung makikita nyo yung pagmumukha ko...hahaha! Parang natatae at... Wag na lang...Ayokong alalahanin pa.

Nung tumanda ako, ang reason ko naman kaya hindi ako nagpapapicture sa mga celebs ay dahil jologs ito. Alam mo yun, yung fanatic ang dating. Eh hindi naman ako fanatic or parang ngayon lang nakakita ng artista. Tsaka siguro naririnig ko yung ibang tao na may mga bad experiences sa mga celebs. Yung mga nagsusungit and everything. Eh madali pa naman akong mairita sa mga ganun kaya wa na lang picture taking na magaganap.

Pero after 16 years, nakapagpapicture na ulit ako sa isang celeb na hindi naman ganoong kasikat katulad ni Vic eh sa tingin ko sikat naman siya sa music industry.

Me with Lougee of Mojofly

Mabait, hindi suplada, cool, magaling kumanta at maganda. Kaya siguro sumunod na ako sa mga naunang kumuha ng pic with her. Nawala na ang phobia ko sa mga celebs, especially sa mga kasali sa banda kasi feeling ko may AP sila. At hindi na parang naiilang ang pagmumukha ko sa pic unlike my Vic Sotto pic. Haha! Kapag nakita ko ulit si Pokwang magpapapicture na talaga ako sa kanya.

More pictures of Green Light: UP CURSOR's 24th Anniversary Party here.

How to come up with a great product name

Savor the aroma...
Taste the difference...
Relax and enjoy while drinking your...

MOTHER PARKERS COFFEE!

Mapapa-"MOTHER PARKER!" ka sa SARAP!

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It's just amazing to know what you can find in your office's pantry. :D