Oh! Akala ko ba on blog leave?

Akala ko ba On Blog Leave ako? Pero nakapag post ako? nyahahahaha! Wala lang. Bored sa office eh. Tsaka may ipamamahagi ako sa inyo.

Naalala niyo ba si Ederlyn? Yung sa text? Yung nang-iimbita sa birthday, tapos nagalit yung nanay niya kasi napanis yung mga pagkain kasi walang pumunta sa birthday niya? Tapos nagkasangay-sangay na yung kwento, nagkagulo-gulo, dumami ang versions at eventually, nalaos. Kung hindi mo kilala si Ederlyn, wala kang friends na corny.

Pero in fernez kay Ederlyn, natatawa ako sa mga messages niya. Pero ang awkward lang kasi may friend/high school batchmate kami na ang pangalan talaga ay Ederlyn. So kapag finoforward ko sa mga high school friends ko yung Ederlyn joke, ginagawa kong Evelyn yung pangalan. Nyahahaha! Mahirap na, baka maniwala talaga sila na nagiimbita sa birthday yung friend namin na iyon. Magulat siya bigla na maraming tao sa harap ng bahay nila.

Pero sa paglaho ni Ederlyn, sumulpot naman ang bagong reyna ng mga quotable text messages...SI INDAY! At hindi lang siya ang ordinaryong kasambahay niyo, dahil sosyal si Inday. Heto ang mga magpapatunay diyan.

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"I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress."

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

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"physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

- sabi ni inday sa amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off...

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"drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests."

- baon ni junjun sa daycare na hinanda ni inday. sosyal!

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"attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisitio in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of the current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis."

- si inday nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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"Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

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"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

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"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

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"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!"

- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

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"Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so."

- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

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"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied. "

- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.

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"good sir! please, but i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your uncouth request!"

(translation: kuya, wag po!)

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"much as i want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent & malicious information, i want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..."

- inday tumatangging nakikipagtsimisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

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P500 - globe plan subscription
P1800 - glutathione
P600 - olay total effects
P1500 - crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama

- Binubudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya

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"There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark."

-- pamatay lines ni dudung kay inday.

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amo1: inday,ano gamit mong sabon?ang kinis mo eh...

amo2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya soap...

amo1: baka naman kalamansi...

inday: NO!!!

Only BELO touches my skin...what touches yours?

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NOSEBLEED!!! Step aside Ederlyn, Inday is in the house!

source: Peyups: Member's Area: Jokes of the day

On Blog Leave

I have to! Maybe for just around a month. Work work work!

BTW, updated my wishlist because of this thing:

Now I'm eating my own words saying that I will not buy an iPod. But the iPod Touch has freakin' Wi-Fi! And it looks like an iPhone! *drool*

Oh well, I hope it's Christmas time. Can't wait for our bonus(es)! See y'all in October!