Oh! Akala ko ba on blog leave?

Akala ko ba On Blog Leave ako? Pero nakapag post ako? nyahahahaha! Wala lang. Bored sa office eh. Tsaka may ipamamahagi ako sa inyo.

Naalala niyo ba si Ederlyn? Yung sa text? Yung nang-iimbita sa birthday, tapos nagalit yung nanay niya kasi napanis yung mga pagkain kasi walang pumunta sa birthday niya? Tapos nagkasangay-sangay na yung kwento, nagkagulo-gulo, dumami ang versions at eventually, nalaos. Kung hindi mo kilala si Ederlyn, wala kang friends na corny.

Pero in fernez kay Ederlyn, natatawa ako sa mga messages niya. Pero ang awkward lang kasi may friend/high school batchmate kami na ang pangalan talaga ay Ederlyn. So kapag finoforward ko sa mga high school friends ko yung Ederlyn joke, ginagawa kong Evelyn yung pangalan. Nyahahaha! Mahirap na, baka maniwala talaga sila na nagiimbita sa birthday yung friend namin na iyon. Magulat siya bigla na maraming tao sa harap ng bahay nila.

Pero sa paglaho ni Ederlyn, sumulpot naman ang bagong reyna ng mga quotable text messages...SI INDAY! At hindi lang siya ang ordinaryong kasambahay niyo, dahil sosyal si Inday. Heto ang mga magpapatunay diyan.

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"I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress."

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

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"physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

- sabi ni inday sa amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off...

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"drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests."

- baon ni junjun sa daycare na hinanda ni inday. sosyal!

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"attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisitio in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of the current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis."

- si inday nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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"Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

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"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

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"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

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"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!"

- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

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"Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so."

- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

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"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied. "

- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.

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"good sir! please, but i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your uncouth request!"

(translation: kuya, wag po!)

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"much as i want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent & malicious information, i want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..."

- inday tumatangging nakikipagtsimisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

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P500 - globe plan subscription
P1800 - glutathione
P600 - olay total effects
P1500 - crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama

- Binubudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya

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"There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark."

-- pamatay lines ni dudung kay inday.

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amo1: inday,ano gamit mong sabon?ang kinis mo eh...

amo2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya soap...

amo1: baka naman kalamansi...

inday: NO!!!

Only BELO touches my skin...what touches yours?

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NOSEBLEED!!! Step aside Ederlyn, Inday is in the house!

source: Peyups: Member's Area: Jokes of the day

On Blog Leave

I have to! Maybe for just around a month. Work work work!

BTW, updated my wishlist because of this thing:

Now I'm eating my own words saying that I will not buy an iPod. But the iPod Touch has freakin' Wi-Fi! And it looks like an iPhone! *drool*

Oh well, I hope it's Christmas time. Can't wait for our bonus(es)! See y'all in October!

Office E-mail #2: Tagaytay Ghost Story

Ewan ko ba kung saang lupalop ng mundo nakukuha ng mga officemates ko yung mga emails na ito. Lahat ng natatanggap ko, napapatawa ako. Pero etong isa na to, natakot talaga ako, promise!

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This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was large and he didn't bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things worse, a storm came in. So he walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila, he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped. It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you, what would you do? Like you would, he got into the car and closed the door, then realized that there was nobody inside the car.... even in the drivers seat.

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he would plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice quavering, ordered two bottles of beer, and told the people about his horrible, supernatural experience. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was apparently sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same store.

One said to the other.......

"Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay habang nagtutulak tayo..."
wahahahaha!!!

pa ficture!

Hindi talaga ako mahilig magpapicture sa mga celebrity.

Ewan ko, mahiyain talaga akong nilalang simula pagkabata ko. Siguro kasi feeling ko na wala akong karapatan para tabihan sila. Haha, ang pangit ng reason ko. Pero naiilang talaga ako kapag may katabi akong sikat.

Naalala ko pa nung bata pa ako. mga 4 years old yata ako nun. Nagpunta kami sa isang waterfalls sa saang lupalop man yun. Ang pagkakaalala ko ay either Panay or Tanay. Basta, sounds like anay. Eh pagdating namin dun, nagshooshooting din pala sina Vic Sotto at Alice Dixon ng movie. Nakalimutan ko na yung movie kasi wala pa naman akong pakialam sa mga pelikula noon. Nagpakuha kqmi ng picture kasama si Vic together with my mom. Sayang hindi ko maiiscan yung pic, nasa Bulacan kasi. Pero kung makikita nyo yung pagmumukha ko...hahaha! Parang natatae at... Wag na lang...Ayokong alalahanin pa.

Nung tumanda ako, ang reason ko naman kaya hindi ako nagpapapicture sa mga celebs ay dahil jologs ito. Alam mo yun, yung fanatic ang dating. Eh hindi naman ako fanatic or parang ngayon lang nakakita ng artista. Tsaka siguro naririnig ko yung ibang tao na may mga bad experiences sa mga celebs. Yung mga nagsusungit and everything. Eh madali pa naman akong mairita sa mga ganun kaya wa na lang picture taking na magaganap.

Pero after 16 years, nakapagpapicture na ulit ako sa isang celeb na hindi naman ganoong kasikat katulad ni Vic eh sa tingin ko sikat naman siya sa music industry.

Me with Lougee of Mojofly

Mabait, hindi suplada, cool, magaling kumanta at maganda. Kaya siguro sumunod na ako sa mga naunang kumuha ng pic with her. Nawala na ang phobia ko sa mga celebs, especially sa mga kasali sa banda kasi feeling ko may AP sila. At hindi na parang naiilang ang pagmumukha ko sa pic unlike my Vic Sotto pic. Haha! Kapag nakita ko ulit si Pokwang magpapapicture na talaga ako sa kanya.

More pictures of Green Light: UP CURSOR's 24th Anniversary Party here.

How to come up with a great product name

Savor the aroma...
Taste the difference...
Relax and enjoy while drinking your...

MOTHER PARKERS COFFEE!

Mapapa-"MOTHER PARKER!" ka sa SARAP!

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It's just amazing to know what you can find in your office's pantry. :D

Exclusive Interview kuno

Dahil usung-uso na ang mga interview interview ngayon, makikiuso na ako.

Mainit!
Nagbabaga!
Sumisirit!
Tumitibok!
Explosibo!

brainfreeze, babasagin na ang katahimikan ukol sa paglipat niya sa multiply!

At bibigyang linaw ang DI-UMANO na sex video niya!

Dito lang sa...THE BASH!

Boy: Magandang Hapon po. Nakatutok po kayo sa The Bash. Kasama po natin ngayon ang pinaka-(feeling)kontrobersiyal na blogger ngayon, si brainfreeze.

bf: magandang hapon po, Tito Boy. TOTOO PO TITO BOY! AKO YUNG NASA SEX VIDEO!!! ahhuhuhuhu...

Boy: Gaga! Hindi pa nagsisimula ang interview! Ambisyoso to...

bf: Sorry po...Magandang hapon po sa mga nanonood ngayon ng The Bash...Thanks for Oxygen for my shirt and Levi's for my jeans. :)

Boy: brainfreeze, kamusta ka ngayon? Balita namin pumunta ka ng London. Ano ginawa mo dun?

bf: Nag-aral po ng fashion design major in agriculture and fisheries. Pangarap ko pa po kasi dati pa na magsaka at magpalaki ng mga tilapia and at the same time, fashionable pa rin ang suot. Childhood dream ko po, tito Boy...

Boy: Ah ganun ba? (thought bubble: ang korni naman...) oh well... May nakasama ka bang ibang mga Pilipino dun?

bf: Marami po. Sa katunayan nga po, may kaklase po ako dun na Pilipino, si Mang Kanor. Pero ang nakakatawa nga po eh hindi po niya ako kilala. Nagbblog din po kasi siya. Kung hindi nga po ako nakipag-exchange links kina Cokskiblue at e-channel eh hindi siya mapapadpad sa blog ko. Ahihihi...

Boy: Ahahahaha! Ikaw talaga... Maraming magaganda sa London?

bf: Ay Tito Boy, mas maraming gwapo! ahahahahaha! Joke lang po. Marami pong magaganda. Pinipinch ko nga po yung butt nila eh at hindi sila nagagalit. Pero may isa na nagalit sa akin. Maganda siya, in fairness. Kamukha ng artista dito sa Pinas...si Locsin ba yun?

Boy: Angel Locsin? Balita ko nasa London din siya...

bf: Hindi po. Rio Locsin po.hehe

Boy: Ahahaha! Pinapatawa mo ako... Ano naman ang tingin mo na kaguluhan na nagyayari ngayon sa Pinoy Blogosphere?

bf: Actually Tito Boy, ngayon ko nga lang po nalaman ang tungkol diyan. Hindi ko alam na kasing gulo din ng show business ang blogosphere. Ang sa akin lang po, hindi na ako makikialam para hindi na po ako madamay. At sana din po, hindi na lumaki ang gulo. Kailangan na po nating mag-move on with life, katulad ko.

Boy: Speaking of moving on, didiretsahin na kita. Tatanungin na kita tungkol sa issue na laman ng lahat ng pahayagan, tabloids, forums, text message, e-mails, at menu ng lahat ng restaurant...

bf: OPO TITO BOY! AKO PO YUNG NASA SEX VIDEO! AKO PO YUN! huhuhuhuhu...

Boy: Adelantado ka talagang hindut ka no? Huwag mo nga akong pangunahan bruho ka!

bf: Sorry po...Thank you to Johnson & Johnson for my lubricant and NSO for my birth certificate! ahehehe... :D

Boy: Totoo bang lilipat ka na ng blog?

bf: Opo...

Tito Boy: Bakit naman?

bf: Alam mo Tito Boy, hindi na po ako masaya. Fully customizable at madali nga pong gamitin ang blogger pero...*sniff*...parang kulang eh. I don't feel complete katulad ng Centrum. At nung pumunta ako sa multiply, masaya ako. Natagpuan ko na ang bagong bahay ko sa multiply... Pinaghalo-halo siyang friendster, blogger, photobucket at marami pa. Hindi katulad ng blogger na blog lang. Pero mahal ko po ang Blogger...at minahal din po nila ako. Sana po maintindihan nila ang desisyon ko...Nagpaalam naman po ako ng maayos sa kanila.

Boy: So kailan ka magsisimulang lumipat?

bf: Tito Boy, joke lang po! AHAHAHAHAHA! Naka cross-posting naman ako between Blogger and Multiply eh. Lahat ng pinopost ko sa blogger, napo-post sa multiply kaya no need na para lumipat. AHAHAHAHAHA! Ang galing galing noh? Ano masasabi mo Tito Boy?

Boy: P***! Eh ano silbi nitong interview na ito? Leche! Makaalis na nga...NASAYANG ANG ORAS KO SAYO!

bf: Ay si Tito Boy, OA! Huy, wag kang umalis. Hindi mo pa ako natatanong tungkol sa sex video! Tito Boy! WAAAAAAAH!

Stop the meaning of this?!

Here is an email circulating in our office. Sumakit ang ulo ko...

Life is Shorts

The!

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.


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EDIT: Akalain mong mayroon Part 2 ang love story na ito? huhuhu...I can't anymore take this anymore!


PART 2

I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, "Penny for you talks." But I didn't know what to say.

Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, "Can't got your tongue?" I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, "I beg your cordon. I'm patient.

It's my favorite virtue nga e." Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, "Don't touch me not!" Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, "Come on, let's join us."

When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.

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"stinking feeling in my butt" :rotflmao:

Wet KNB?

Sa wakas, dumating na ang panahon na inaasam ng mga magsasaka sa nakaraang buwan, pati ng mga tao na mahina ang supply ng tubig at pati na rin ng mga estudyante sa lahat ng antas. Dumating na din ang panahon na pinaka-ayaw ng mga pumapasok sa opisina. Alam niyo na ang tinutukoy ko: tag-ulan.

Unang ritwal kapag malakas ang ulan: buksan ang TV at maghintay ng news na suspended ang klase. Maswerte nga ang mga estudyante ngayon kasi masisipag na tumawag ang mga eskwelahan at mga mayors para iannounce sa mga morning TV shows na walang pasok ang kanilang school o sinasakupan. Nung high school ako, malalaman lang namin na walang pasok pagdating ng tanghali. Kamusta naman yon? Pero ayos lang, either uuwi ako noon at matutulog, maglalakwatsa o maglalaro ng PS.

Eh ngayon, never mong mapapanood sa TV na may magrereport na "Lahat po ng mga nag-oopisina along Ayala Avenue ay walang pasok sanhi ng malakas na ulan." Wish ko lang may ganyan. Siyempre, pasok naman ako, sayang ang sweldo eh. Kung malas ka, mababasa ka dahil sa mga sasakyang mabibilis na dadaan sa isang puddle of water at nasa tapat ka ng puddle of water na iyon (based on a true story.hehe). At kung mas malas, mas-stranded ka pa ng ilang oras. Ang pinakamaganda na lang na gawin ay mag-half day at sabihin na reason ay "heavy rains".

Speaking of reporters, malaki talaga ang paghanga ko sa mga nasa media. Pero hindi yung mga intrigera at mga nagkakalat ng tsismis at bad publicity. Hanga ako sa mga taong ito na kahit anong mangyari eh nagrereport pa din kahit na buhay pa nila ang kapalit. Mga reporter na kahit bumabagyo, nagkakabitak-bitak na ang lupa, lumilindol, umuulan ng bulalakaw, sinasakop na tayo ng mga alien o ang pag-ulit ng nangyari sa Sodom at Gomorrah ay naglilingkod pa rin para makapaghatid ng balita. AT WALA SILANG HOLIDAY HOLIDAY! Well, meron. Mga ilang days sa Mahal na Araw. Kaya nawala na sa career option ko ang pagiging reporter dahil sa kadahilanang iyon. At hindi naman pang reporter boses ko, hindi rin telegenic at makakalimutin din sa script.

Ayaw ng mga housewives ang tag-ulan. Kasi yung mga nilalabhan nila, hindi natutuyo. Sinasampay sa loob at nag-aamoy something. Basta hindi mabango. Kaya malakas ang kita ng mga fabric softeners and conditioners sa mga panahon ngayon.

Ayaw ng mga hayop ang tag-ulan. Hindi sila makakapaglaro sa kalsada kasi nga, umuulan. Katulad ni Carmina (yung aso namin na kumagat sa akin), nandun lang sa kulungan niya....awwww...BUTI NGA!BWAHAHAHA!

Ayaw ng mga lovers ng tag-ulan. On second thought...gusto pala nila ng tag-ulan. Malamig eh! Nyahahaha!

Ayaw ng mga bumbero ng tag-ulan. Inaagawan daw sila ng trabaho. Hehe...pero gusto rin pala nila yon. Hindi sila mapapagod.

Ayaw ng mga resort owners ng tag-ulan. Wala daw kasi silang mga customers. Unless kagaya niyo ako na gustong mag swimming kapag umuulan kasi hindi ako mangingitim kahit na naninigas (ang alin?) na ako sa sobrang lamig (aaah...akala ko kung ano na).

Ayaw ni Santa Claus ng tag-ulan. Mababa ang visibility kapag nakasakay siya sa sleigh. Baka mabangga siya sa eroplano. At baka magkasakit si Rudolph, lalong maging red yung nose niya. Ayaw ni Santa Claus ng nagkakasakit ang kanyang mga reindeers...

Ayaw ng mga kalbo ang tag-ulan. Mababasa daw yung bumbunan nila, baka magkasakit sila.

Gusto ko ng tag-ulan. Malamig kasi, masarap matulog. Pero hassle din pala.

Samu't-saring kaengotan ko

Disclaimer: Ang mga sumusunod na entry ay sanhi ng isa sa mga sumusunod: puyat, pagiging bangag, pagiging tuliro, kabingihan o epekto ng paghithit ng medyas. Pagpasensiyahan niyo na.

Scene 1: Sa isang fastfood chain:

taga-take ng order(TNO): Ano po order niyo sir?
Ako: Isang cheeseburger meal.
TNO: Dine in po o take out?
Ako: (parang walang narinig)Pa-upsize nung coke.
TNO: OK Sir, dine in po or take out?
Ako: (parang walang narinig ulit)Padagdag na lang ng ketchup, mga 3.
TNO:(halatang inis)
Ako:(na-gets na ang lahat at napansin ang itsura ng TNO): ...dine in. :|

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Scene 2: Sa jeep, papasok ng school. kakasakay pa lang:

Ako: (kinuha ang barya sa bag at inaabot ang bayad) Para ho!
HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

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Scene 3: Practice ng Choral Singing Competition sa bahay ng isang orgmate

Girl1: Uy, alam mo ba etong si Girl2 may third ear! Nakakarinig ng hindi naririnig ng ordinaryong tao.
Ako: (magpapasikat din)Talaga? ako naman may third nose, nakakaamoy ng hindi naamoy ng iba!
Girl1 at Girl2: (nagkatinginan) Nasaan yung second?

TGIF:Movie Night

There's an empty seat beside Homer. Too bad I can't sit there because of the damn "Do Not Enter" sign. :(

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever Spider-Pig does. Can he swing From a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

I still can't get over that Spider-Pig song from the Simpsons movie, and it is now three days since I saw it. I must say that it is the funniest movie that I've seen for a long time and certainly the second best movie released this year (with the Transformers at the top).

I watched it in Glorietta last Friday together with my officemates. I am supposed to watch it on Saturday back to back with Ratatouille (or Ouija? nah...). But thank God I didn't, because I slept the whole day. And watching it with others is certainly more fun than watching it alone.

I have never watched a single episode of the Simpsons, but I enjoyed the movie. Overall, the movie is great. It has a coherent story, but it's main strength is it's humor that almost every scene made me laugh. I have many favorite scenes...one of them is Homer making the pig walk on the ceiling with matching spider-pig theme music. I don't want to spoil the others who haven't watched the movie yet, so I'll stop talking.

I hope there is a sequel (and I think there will be because of a hint during the credits). And I hope I can find a DVD of the Simpsons series because I realized that I missed out on a lot.

Photo: Dirty Fan

Who bothers to clean their electric fans anyway? I'm not allergic to dust so I don't care. :P

My List of Top 10 Emerging Influential Blogs

I'm gonna participate in the Top 10 Emerging Influential Blogs contest. Malay mo, manalo ako ng 100 dollars. haha! Pero aside from that, I want to commend these blogs for their engaging material in their entries. All are worth reading (or watching, for vlogs :))

1. Cokskiblue
2. Happyslip
3. Gibbs Cadiz
4. The Dork Factor
5. Utak Gago

That's all. Goodluck to all the nominees!

Photo of the Day: LRT2

LRT2: I hope the MRT is like this. Nice and beautiful stations, trains with a lot of room (never yatang may siksikan dito) and airconditioned trains...ALL TRAINS.

Alumnus Blues

Grabe! Ang tanda ko na!

Kung dati, ako ang nagpapa-sig sa mga alumni kapag acquaintance party, ngayon naman ako na ang nagsi-sig! Kamusta naman kapag nakikita ko ang birthyear nila ay 1989?

At talagang naging tradisyon na ang Funny Bones na game ah. hehe...dyan nagsisimula ang mga broken relationships.

Kahit na dalawa lang kaming alumni, ok lang. Nakita ko ang mga members na miss ko na. At ang mga apps? Daming hot! Haha! CURSOR Sexy talaga!

sarap ng food. At mabuti naman hindi na tubig na may kulay ang inumin (read: iced tea na matabang). Softdrinks na!

More photos are located here in my multiply site.

THE reason

Magyayabang muna ako ngayon. Nyahahaha!

Last week, I got my new phone: the Nokia N73 Music edition, which is my very first electronic gadget that I bought using my own money... well... actually... it isn't paid yet. A part of my salary will be deducted for 18 months in order to pay for the phone. That's 500+ pesos every "suweldo day", easily cancelled out by having a 4 hour overtime for every semi-month. Not bad.

After this, I am supposed to buy an iPod. But my new Nokia N73 phone said, "You don't need an iPod. You need me...only me." Ok, it didn't really talked, but seeing its features and realizing the more important things in life, I decided to erase the iPod from my wishlist. I can't believe I just did that, considering that I always drool over orgmates/classmates back in college who had one of those thin, bubblegum-like music players.

The reasons why I don't need an iPod:

1. Even having a 4GB+ music gallery and 2GB+ "video" gallery, I only have less than a gig of favorite songs and "videos", and the remaining songs are just plain jologs or "pinagsawaan ko na."

2. My N73 has a 2GB miniSD card with it, and as of now, it is still enough to hold my fave music and "videos" plus some downloaded themes and games.

3. I only spend 5 hours of "wireless/remote music listening". 3 hours going from and into work, and 2 hours at home when I have nothing to do. The other 19 hours are spent on work (I can just use my PC for listening to my music), sleeping, eating, watching TV and doing other stuff that you don't need to play some music.

4. iPod doesn't have an integrated FM radio. I can't listen to Nicole Hiyala and Kris Tsuper's morning radio program on Love Radio. Jologs na kung jologs! I really find those guys funny and I want to start my day with a smile on my face. :D

5. I must not be comparing apples against oranges, but a cellphone is just better than a device doing just a single job. I need to spend my money wisely and not spend it on what is just "uso" or "in".

And the other features I like about my phone.
+ the 3.2 megapixel camera. Nice picture quality and feels like a stand-alone digital camera (half-press to autofocus, color/camera modes, etc.)
+ the wide screen, but it made the keypad smaller and harder to press. I'm getting used to it though.
+ internet connection using SMART's 3G service. 10pesos/30 minutes. Not bad for a 480kbps connection.
+ the best and coolest snake game ever!
+ great sound quality coming out of it's two speakers.
+ built-in file manager. But I need to download another one to hide my "files". ;)
+ gallery slideshow, with matching background music, panning and zooming.
+ Adobe PDF reader (for readings/e-books on the go)

No, I'm not a Nokia dealer to advertise this phone. I'm just happy to have a new phone! You must know the feeling especially if you have a phone stuck with you for 4 long years. But I am still using my N3660. God of anti-cellphone theft and hold up, have mercy on us.

One more thing. Watch for an all new freeze ur mind, coming to you this...coming...I don't know. If I have time, a blog revamp. Plus, photo blogging! I always wanted to take photography lessons. Now I'm going to learn it the hard way. :)

Equations and formulae to live by

"Math is around us!". Yan ang palaging pang-uto sa atin ng mga teacher natin sa Math para mapwersa tayo na mag-aral nito. Mula sa simpleng addition at subtraction, hanggang sa komplikadong sine, cosine, derivatives at integrals, lahat daw yan ay may pakinabang sa buhay. Sa tingin ko totoo naman, bilang Best in Math ng batch namin nung high school (ahem...lakas ng hangin!). At hanggang ngayon, importante talaga ang math, lalo na sa kurso ko na ang pundasyon ay math at hindi computer chips. At nalaman ko din, maski walang pakinabang ang pagkuha ng roots of a polynomial to the nth degree pero pilit pa ring pinapa-solve sa tin, ang totoong sinusukat dito ay ang iyong critical thinking.

Ang haba ng intro ko. Pero ang gusto ko lang naman isulat sa entry na ito ay ang kahalagahan ng simpleng math sa buhay natin.

1. (a)INCOME - SAVINGS = EXPENSES
(b)INCOME - EXPENSES = SAVINGS

Kapag daw gusto mong magtipid ng mas epektibo, gamitin daw ang equation (a) at hindi (b). Nakita ko ang equation na yan sa isang forum sa www.peyups.com. Iba raw kasi kapag mas una mong itatabi ang iipunin mo kaysa sa gagastusin mo. Gagawin ko 'yan sa susunod na sweldo kasi daig ko pa ang batang nagtuturo sa mall kapag nakakita ako ng magandang polo. Bawas impulse buying muna.

2. MONEY is inversely proportional to LOVELIFE

Sa tingin ko naman lahat ay agree dito, unless ikaw ay babae.hehe...Kung gustong makaipon kaagad para pambili ng bahay at lupa para sa iyong "future family", iwasan muna ang paghahanap ng lovelife. Heto na yata ang most effective way ng pagtitipid. Pramis!

Pero meron ibang instances na gagastos ka naman para sa sarili mong luho (see wishlist sa kaliwa). Kaya mawawala din yung savings mo. Ampness! T.T

3. (.6a) + (.4b) = c
where a = star quality, b = musicality, c = pinoy pop superstar champion

Walang sumisikat sa singing contest na ito, pramis! Kamusta naman kasi ang scoring system. Dapat nilubos na nila, dagdagan na din nila ng audience impact.

4. IF(fool_me == 1) shame_on_you();
ELSE IF (fool_me == 2) shame_on_me();

Yun lang, may konti ng programming. Huwag magpapaloko sa isang tao more than once. O kung hindi maiiwasan na kailangan mo siyang pagkatiwalaan ulit, maging maingat my friend. Madami ng manloloko ngayon. Malay mo, yung binebenta pala sa iyo ng suki mong cellphone dealer eh nakaw pala sa Quiapo.

5. ME + XXX ... cannot be!

oh diba? Ngayon ka lang nakakita ng additon pero cannot be. Well, ganun talaga. Love has no rules. (naknang!) Kapag hindi pwede, hindi talaga pwede. Dahil sa mga "boundaries" kaya hindi mapag-add ang dalawa. Haaaay...loneliness.

Wala na akong masulat na matino. hehe...tagal ko na din hindi nakapag-post. Bilang pangwakas, binabati ko ng Happy Birthday ang mga family members ko na sunud sunod ang birthday. Sa Daddy ko (June 30), at sa mga pamangking kong sina Kim (July 1) at Rich (July 2). As if mababasa niyo ito.ahehehe...

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Kung kailan alam ko na ang paraan para ma-access ang youtube at maging unlimited ang surfing time ko sa karamihan ng sites (katulad ng blogger) eh tinamad naman ako sa pagsusulat ng entries. Shungak talaga.

praning sa polo

Ano pagkakaiba ng org/school shirt sa polo/shirt?

Kapag suot mo ang iyong org/school shirt at nakakita ka ng kapareho, matutuwa ka kasi malalaman mo na you came from the same org/school. Meron kayong something in common, kumbaga.

Pero kapag suot mo ang isang polo at nakakita ka ng kaparehong design, as in parehong pareho, aba! Ibang usapan na yan.

Pinoproblema ko lang kasi yung polo ko na binili ko last year. Polo siya na Colours ang tatak, tapos yung may bulaklak design pero mukhang panlalaki pa din. Eh akalain mong 3 na ang nakikita kong kapareho yung polo na iyon. Isa sa may MRT station tapos dalawa dito sa may office namin. Huwat?! Akala ko pa naman limited edition ang polo na ito. Yun pala, pare-pareho yata naming binili ito ng nag sale sa Glorietta o SM.

Sorry kung pinoproblema ko ang mga maliliit na bagay, pero nakakailang lang kasi kung nagtiyempo na nagkapareho kami ng suot. Katulad ng nangyari sa akin nung isang araw. SUot ko yung polo na iyon. Tapos pagpasok ko sa pantry para uminom ng tubig, nakita ko ang isang tomboy (ewan ko kung tomboy, pero may boobs eh, kaya siguro tomboy nga) na kapareho ng suot ko. WTF?! Kaya minadali ko na lang ang pag-inom ng tubig at lumabas na parang najejebs.

Actually, dalawa ang pwedeng gawin kapag nakakita ka ng taong may kapareho mong suot. Una ay yung ginawa ko. Pangalawa ay lapitan siya at sabihing:

"Nice polo you got there. You've got great taste!"

Pero baka akalain ng kinakausap mo na nakikipag-flirt ka. At baka magtaka siya kung ano ang sinasabi mo na "great taste" eh wala naman siyang dalang kape.

Kaya nanawagan po ako sa Colours na tigilan na ang pagmanufacture ng polo ng sinasabi ko. At sa lahat ng mga nakakabasa na ito na may kaparehong damit, pakisabi lang po kung kailan niyo ito isusuot para hindi ko isusuot sa araw na iyon. Kapag kasi nagkasalubong tayo eh baka tuluyan ko ng sunugin ang polo ko.

I'm wet....ooooh...

Last Tuesday was the start of a very new, very real, reality show aptly called Philippines' Next Strong Rainstorm. And I was one of the thousands of unfortunate judges.

It's around 7:30 PM and I just got off at the GMA-Kamuning MRT Station when rain started to pour down. Being a person who loves rain, and because I am so hungry that time, I decided to collide head-on with the rain which developed into a very strong storm. I opened my blue (or is it violet? never mind...) umbrella with bear prints that made me 10 years younger and pushed through the rain. A few steps made me realize that I am crazy. From a few feet from the MRT station, I was already drenched and felt my wet pants clinging into my skin. "Ano pa ba magagawa ko, eh nakapaglakad na ako.", I said to myself. One step at a time, and I will be able to ride a jeepney.

I did get to ride a jeep the moment I got to East Avenue. I was so wet, but the lady who sat beside me didn't seem to bother because she felt the wrath of the storm also and was also wet. What if I waited for the storm to subside? It would surely take an hour of wait. So I think I made a good decision. Being wet with rain but going home early and taking a shower after and eating dinner? Deal!

It was already flooding on Ybardolaza St. which is normally flood free. This storm is really strong, the canals and esteros are on shock and were unable to contain the rising water. And I started cursing people who throw garbage in the streets and not in trash cans. They should emulate me, the proud follower of a very famous saying: "Maliit na basura, ibulsa muna."

I got off the jeep and thought that our street might not be flooded because there's an uphill climb to our house. But lo and behold, a half-an-inch thick of water gushed downwards like a waterfall. I still continued to climb up risking of flood water to get into my shoes. I'm only a street away, what the heck? Laban!

My shoes did get wet, inside and out. I hate that icky feeling of water filling your shoes every time you take a step. This happened to me a lot of times, most of them in high school. "I just want to get home..." is always my excuse if I am close to giving up after deciding to face the floods and storm. And that is still my excuse that day.

Then something happened. A few steps from our house, lightning struck followed by a very loud thunder. VERY, VERY LOUD! Not just a "nagbobowling si San Pedro sa kalangitan" loud, but a "nagpaputok ng shotgun si San Pedro" loud. That instant, the nearby cars activated their alarms and lights from the houses went out. One of my scariest moments right there, my friends. I panicked. I didn't care of the ankle high flood that developed on our street. I am going to remove my shoes and walk barefoot, but I didn't continue removing it because I can't risk myself getting leptospirosis by cutting my foot with a shard of glass and getting rat pee into the wound. I walked hurriedly to our gate. "I just want to go home...".

I arrived with only a small portion of my body dry, mostly the part inside my underwear. Went to shower, ate and a few minutes electricity came back. I maanged to watch TV and relaxed. Then I slept early.

I love adventures, and even the thing I wrote above is an adventure for me. I like the excitement, the adrenaline rush, the "What could happen next?" feeling. Taking a storm head-on is an adventure? Ang weird ko noh?

Renzo chizmozo

Marahil nagtataka ang mga taong malalapit sa akin kung bakit minsan ako ay bingi, at minsan naman ay ang talas na pandinig ko. feeling tuloy nung iba na parang joke joke lang yung pagiging bingi ko. Pero hindi po. Minsan lang talaga ay sinisipag akong maglinis ng tenga, mga once a month. Pero kung interesante talaga ang sinasabi ng isang tao, eh talagang naka focus lahat ng chakra ko sa aking tenga. As in pati ang tsismisan ng mga langgam, naririnig ko. (Yeah right!)

Totoo nga ang baglong tuklas na teorya na "Tsismis travels faster than light." Pero siyempre, kapag dadaanan ako, posibleng magkaroon ng disturbance sa transmission. Katulad ng isang beses na naguusap kami tungkol sa something...

Some1: Alam nyo ba na si Sir blah ay sinundan si Mam Blah sa Baguio para lang hindi magresign si Mam.
Lahat except me: Ah talaga? Grabe no?
Ako: Ano? Sinundan ni Sir si Mam sa banyo?
Lahat sila: (tumatawa)

Siyempre kung tsinismis ko yan eh malaking gulo. Pero nilinaw naman nila kaagad sa akin ang buong istorya para maabsorb ng mga tutuli ko sa tenga.

Sa totoo nga eh, pati yung mga kwentuhan sa MRT, FX, etc. eh pinapakinggan ko kasi wala naman talaga akong magawa na iba kung hindi matulog o makinig lang talaga sa pagtsitsismisan nila. Eavesdropper? Pwede. Walang Magawa? OO! Malalaman ko na lang na sasagot ako sa kanya, pero pabulong na "Tanga ka kasi!"

Hindi ko nga namamalayan na marami na pala akong napupulot na jokes at nakakatawang mga bagay sa kanila. Katulad noong Friday pauwi ng Bulacan. 8:00 na ng gabi yun, gutom na gutom na at nahihilo. Pwede naman akong matulog, pero pinili ko pa ding tumutok ng pakikinig sa usapan ng dalawang kababaihan na parang istasyon ng radio.

B1: Uy tignan mo, kamukha ni _______(friend nila siguro). (turo sa isang billboard ng Le Froge ni Chuck Allie sa may tapat ng SM North)
B2: Yun? Hindi kaya.
B1: Kamukha kaya! Yung mata kamukha.
B2: Ah...medyo...
B1: Kamukha niya oh!
Ako: (eh ano ngayon? magkakapera ka ba kung napatunayan mong kamukha yan ng kung sino man?leche!)

After some time...sa may pagkalagpas ng toll gate...sina B1 at B2 ay nag-uusap tungkol sa isang celebrity...

B1: Yung artista daw na un talaga, mayabang daw. Mahirap katrabaho...
B2: Ah talaga?
B1: Oo, may problem attitude daw kasi, blah blah!

Ako: (Bwahahaha! Problem attitude daw! Bwahahaha!)

B2: ...Masama ang ugali?
B1: GAGA! kaya nga may problem attitude eh.

Ako: (Leche! inulit pa! BWAHAHAHAHA!)

Siyempre sa isip ko lang yung monologue ko na iyan. Hilong hilo na rin ako sa gutom. Pero ok lang, napatawa naman ako ng dalawang yun. Tsaka hindi ko naman pagkakalat yung usapan nila eh. Pramis!